Hercugay

Tonight I watched one of my coworkers fake fight a fake Obi-Wan Kenobi, and they TIED. Yeah, right. Like Obi-Wan would just settle for a tie when he's fighting Adam Argyle, who obviously is some sort of evil entity schnebbs. Before that, I had thanksgiving dinner with JD and Tom and I ordered this strawberry lemonade that Tom said would give me heartburn. Wrong. It didn't. Now I don't want to go home and talk to my roommates so I'm doing super internet secret stealsies blogs.

Kevin Sorbo...gay or not gay? I don't know but I'll tell you this...Zach Johns wishes he was gay. I was going to photoshop a sweet picture of Zach Johns and Kevin Sorbo together but Zach deleted his myspace (unless I just didn't look hard enough) so now I don't have any pictures of him. As Zach would say, lame sauce. Maybe I'll find some at a later date and then post my creation at that time.

bleh

Just a few quick points.
Getting sick sucks.
How funny is Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression?
There has been a request for me to start a new blog where I only post about things that I overhear my new roommates saying. I'm seriously considering it. Actually, I think I'll just make it a new thing for this blog. Like, instead of the Gay or Not Gay game.

My Roommates' Moment of the Day...
Last night, they asked me about six times if I "like to go clubbin'". I told them that I'm not much of a "clubber".

non-homeless schnebbs

First of all, the new facebook. It's not that bad. Stop complaining. Pull your head out of your butt and learn how to adjust to change.

Second, I'm not homeless anymore, so you can all calm down finally! Just take a big breath, it's ok, I'm ok, you're ok, we're ok.

Third, I am so into Blitzen Trapper right now.

I have a new house and a new car. Things are supposed to come in threes, so what is the third thing going to be?!?!?!? Exciting.

I'm kind of tired of the gay or not gay game. I want to think of a couple new games and alternate them out. Because I don't want the gay or not gay game to go away forever. I'm sure I'll think of someone good for it again and want to play it in the future.

indiana jones

i went and saw indiana jones at the dollar theater tonight and i fell asleep like seven times. 

heh.

34 wizard blood!!!1

There are three things I have experienced lately that make me want to lose my life and spend all of my time on the internet.

1. This article...

2. This movie.

3. Then, earlier this evening, I downloaded Yahoo Instant Messenger, made a Yahoo account and then went into an RPG chat room. Spent about 5 minutes in there and tried to fit in. All I had to do was write, "Is that how you get your lulz, buddy?" and I'm pretty sure I made like 5 new friends.

Oh, and before, when I said I wanted to spend all my time on the internet, I meant that I never want to get on the internet again.

I forgot to do the gay or not gay game on my last post which is sad. Ok, so, in honor of the last post...how is Starbuck on BSG not gay? She really should be gay. She's so manly.

I Have Seen Every Sci-Fi Show Ever Made

And by that I mean, I have seen season 1 of Battlestar Galactica.

I just want to talk about sci-fi for a little bit. I am supposed to hate everything sci-fi. I WANT to hate everything sci-fi. Why can I not get enough Joss Whedon? Is he a genius? Do I just feel peer pressure? And it's not JUST Joss. It's also Battlestar Galactica. Why is that show so damn good? Why do I feel like such a douche when I'm watching it, but I still can't stop? ALSO, musicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have always hated musicals. Until...what the fuh?! I have actually thought about buying the Mamma Mia soundtrack! Even though it has been playing in my workplace for months and all I have to do is walk over into the music department to hear it. And I still can't get enough of "Honey honey how he thrills me, uh huh, honey honey...."? I really liked Hairspray, too. Is it the mormons that are doing this to me? The worst is Joss Whedon mixed with musicals. AKA...Dr Horrible. Aaaaaand the Buffy musical. Not as awesome as Dr. Horrible, but still amazing amounts of awesome. But, oh my god, I just wrote in my blog that the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical is "amazing amounts of awesome".

I just lost all my street cred. Thanks a lot, Joss Whedon.