Monday, April 9, 2007

Rehab part Two and the Reasons that Canada Rocks

Top 10 Reasons why Canadians are Happier than Americans

  1. Prius Taxi Cabs
  2. Free Health Care
  3. Tegan and Sara. Also, Ryan Gosling.
  4. Street names like "Otter Point" and "Timberdoodle Lane" are common place.
  5. Prius Taxi Cabs
  6. Prius Taxi Cabs
  7. Prius Taxi Cabs
  8. Prius Taxi Cabs
  9. Prius Taxi Cabs
  10. PRIUS TAXI CABS!!

I'm moving to Canada. After I get out of rehab. By the way, I'm going to rehab. Again. That is for those of you who I don't call. If you didn't receive a call from me (and if I don't call you before Wednesday morning then it's not going to happen), it means that I don't love you.

Just kidding. I do love you. I probably just ran out of time because I insist on putting everything off to the last minute. Always. Don't be offended.

Also, you should know that I'm only going to rehab to further my celebrity. It's chic.

I'll be on hiatus for 3 months. I MIGHT get internet access on weekends at some point. But I'm not sure. And it might only be for email. We'll see.