Joe...Confidin'?

I am currently homeless. I really am looking for a place to live, but I think the fact that I ignore all the ads with the words "BYU Approved" and "LDS standards" severely limits my options. Still, I have some leads. And by that I mean I have one lead. I hope it works out.

I've decided to change the gay or not gay game. I'm going to stop asking and start telling, because I always know what's up. Joe Biden is SO un-gay and such a pimp! He's so cool that he's probably bisexual. Oh, this just in...breaking news from my pants to my brain...Joe Biden = DEFINITELY bisexual.

I've been watching Joe Biden youtube videos for like an hour. The guy cracks me up. He seems like kind of a dick, but a really funny dick. Which is my favorite kind of dick. Some of my favorite Joe Biden quotes...

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent."

"Dennis Kucinich, the thing I like most about you is your wife."

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." (uhh...ever heard of Wayne Brady, Biden?)

Memories

I just got done reading all of my old blog posts and wow, I can be funny if I try really hard! I also used to blog a lot more. But I think I'm getting a new computer...which means more bloggage and more laughs for you. Well, probably just more laughs for me. I really enjoy laughing at my own hijinks. The most annoying old blog posts are the ones about The L Word because they don't hold up! I don't even know anyone who watches that show anymore. BUT, I have been watching 5th season and I know I shouldn't blog about it but oh man I want to. Because there's no one to talk to about it. Because I don't know anyone who watches it, you know?!?!?! But I won't do it. Except, I'll just say, that most of my season 5 predictions were incorrect...WTF? Those writers are all on crack, which makes them unpredictable. 

Ilene Chaiken, creator of The L Word, gay or not gay? I'm going to go against the grain here and say that she just hasn't met the right man yet. 

Trolls

What the F is up with Trolls?


I am in Canada. This might be the second time I've blogged from Canada, I don't know what's up with that either. My brother is going to school in Nelson, British Columbia so I'm visiting for a few days. There are so many damn hippies here. I usually don't have much against hippies but they are annoying me so much. The hippies I hate most are hippie parents. Like, young hippie couples with babies who let their babies name themselves and pick out their own clothes, which is usually, like, a brown paper sack or something. Hippies make terrible parents.

Barack Obama...gay or not gay? Not gay. Michelle? Gay.