doop bee doop bee doo

iAm downloading the iTunes 8.0 Genius feature right now. iHear it's awesome. iWill be the judge of that.

Tonight is my first night in my new house, with not one dog, but two dogs. Zillionaire and Krull the Warrior King. I might have the spelling wrong on that second name. But now that I can't tell stories about my last roommates, I might tell stories about the dogs. But only if they do really cool/funny stuff.

My new room has baby blue walls and tile floor...not unsimilar to a bathroom, in fact!

But I finally have wireless internet. Bloggity blog blog dog frog.
Also, my new roommate has TiVo! WoooOOOw

post script

I saw Sigur-Ros last night and it was life altering.

But thank God JD recorded the Dexter season premier.

i'm close to maybe being in a stable enough spot to blog consistently

So, I'm close to maybe being in a stable enough spot to blog consistently...which is the title of this post. I got kicked out of my apartment. The landlord was crazy and said that she didn't know the girl I was subletting from ever moved out and that she didn't want to sublet at all and blah blah blah. She totally did know that I was subletting, but she kicked me out anyway. Honestly I think it was because I'm not LDS. She said that they are "really picky about who they let live there" after I totally offered to sign a contract. What the H is that supposed to mean?! So, I was pissed. Then not very pissed but just really stressed out because... homeless again. I'm wasn't pissed because number one...this means I don't have to see stupid girl roommates ever again. And number two...I didn't pay a deposit or anything on that place so I basically lived there for free for like two weeks. Awesome. So, I found a new place that I'm moving into tomorrow after work. I think it will probably work out. It's a house, I like that. There's a dog there named Zillionaire, I like that. There is internet and cable TV, I like those things. There's a pool table in the living room. And I only have one roommate. It's a little expensive and it's pretty far from work which sucks big time but I'll get over it.

I bet this homeless shizz is getting really boring for everyone except me. It's not exactly boring for me, but I AM hella sick of it.

I've been slacking on the blog. Zoe recently told me to pull my head outta my ass and keep up with it. What Zoe says pretty much goes, so here I am bloggin' it up.

I would talk about Palin but everyone is talking about Palin and I'm sick of it. She's obviously crazy and if you can't see that she's crazy then you need to know that it's because you are also crazy and should go into therapy immediately. It's not a good thing that she's getting all this attention. Negative or positive, it's still attention. Which sucks. I feel like Barack has dropped off the face of the earth this past couple of weeks.

Ew, boring, election talk.
Did you guys hear that Lindsay Lohan might be in the new Katy Perry video? OMG

i <3 k recs

Not that 90% of my 6 or 7 readers have ever heard of K Records, but maybe 1 of you have and you should know that they're having a t-shirt sale. All K Recs shirts are $10!! (for a limited time) What a deal. My personal favorite is the green Blow shirt on page 2. Hawt.

My roommates are party hopping tonight. The idea of Mormon college freshman parties blows my mind. Because no one drinks alcohol! What?!?! A college party with no beer pong? Beer bongs? Other kinds of bongs? King's cup? Key Light? PBR? I mean, yeah, maybe I did go to school in a mountain party town known for its heavy drinkers and excellent architecture program. But still. Still.

my apartment almost got raided by the KGB

And by KGB, I mean the Provo police. And by my apartment almost got raided, I mean that when I was sleeping, my roommates got the cops called on themselves because they were being too loud then when the cops came to the door, they refused to answer because they were scared. To their credit, I didn't hear the cops announce themselves as cops either. Because, obviously, the heavy knocking woke me up. I thought it was angry neighbors, and I was sleeping, so I sure as hell wasn't going to go answer the door. I don't want to deal with angry neighbors on my second day in the apartment when I wasn't even making any noise. But, it wasn't angry neighbors, it was the po-po...summoned by angry neighbors. Seriously...I live in "that" apartment (yeah, I just used quotations AND italics). That super annoying apartment that everyone in the complex hates.

My New Roommates' Moment of the Day!!
These three things were said to me by the same girl within about 10 minutes...
"I have never peed my pants before and Tiffany made me pee my pants TWICE yesterday!!!!1!1"
"Are you LDS? Oh, then are you...do you...do you believe in God?"
"The thought of seeing a guy naked creeps me out. I'm just so ticklish!!"

I am going to call my roommates Roxy and Tiffany. Those aren't their real names. Those are made up names. Roxy and Tiffany have a friend who is over all the time but she's not an actual roommate, we'll call her Jeska. Like, Jessica, except with that total drunk valley girl accent...Jeskahhh.

And so, not only did all of that go down, but also, my roommates LOVE to take videos of themselves dancing. I think we listened to Rihanna's Disturbia at least 15 times last night. They just put that song on repeat and ask me to film them on their camera phones while they dance with each other. I don't know how long I'm going to be able to stomach them, but for now I am strangely intrigued and entertained. Oh, also, next time they do the dancing thing, I'm going to use my phone and then I'll post the video on here. Be excited.

Hercugay

Tonight I watched one of my coworkers fake fight a fake Obi-Wan Kenobi, and they TIED. Yeah, right. Like Obi-Wan would just settle for a tie when he's fighting Adam Argyle, who obviously is some sort of evil entity schnebbs. Before that, I had thanksgiving dinner with JD and Tom and I ordered this strawberry lemonade that Tom said would give me heartburn. Wrong. It didn't. Now I don't want to go home and talk to my roommates so I'm doing super internet secret stealsies blogs.

Kevin Sorbo...gay or not gay? I don't know but I'll tell you this...Zach Johns wishes he was gay. I was going to photoshop a sweet picture of Zach Johns and Kevin Sorbo together but Zach deleted his myspace (unless I just didn't look hard enough) so now I don't have any pictures of him. As Zach would say, lame sauce. Maybe I'll find some at a later date and then post my creation at that time.

bleh

Just a few quick points.
Getting sick sucks.
How funny is Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression?
There has been a request for me to start a new blog where I only post about things that I overhear my new roommates saying. I'm seriously considering it. Actually, I think I'll just make it a new thing for this blog. Like, instead of the Gay or Not Gay game.

My Roommates' Moment of the Day...
Last night, they asked me about six times if I "like to go clubbin'". I told them that I'm not much of a "clubber".

non-homeless schnebbs

First of all, the new facebook. It's not that bad. Stop complaining. Pull your head out of your butt and learn how to adjust to change.

Second, I'm not homeless anymore, so you can all calm down finally! Just take a big breath, it's ok, I'm ok, you're ok, we're ok.

Third, I am so into Blitzen Trapper right now.

I have a new house and a new car. Things are supposed to come in threes, so what is the third thing going to be?!?!?!? Exciting.

I'm kind of tired of the gay or not gay game. I want to think of a couple new games and alternate them out. Because I don't want the gay or not gay game to go away forever. I'm sure I'll think of someone good for it again and want to play it in the future.

indiana jones

i went and saw indiana jones at the dollar theater tonight and i fell asleep like seven times. 

heh.

34 wizard blood!!!1

There are three things I have experienced lately that make me want to lose my life and spend all of my time on the internet.

1. This article...

2. This movie.

3. Then, earlier this evening, I downloaded Yahoo Instant Messenger, made a Yahoo account and then went into an RPG chat room. Spent about 5 minutes in there and tried to fit in. All I had to do was write, "Is that how you get your lulz, buddy?" and I'm pretty sure I made like 5 new friends.

Oh, and before, when I said I wanted to spend all my time on the internet, I meant that I never want to get on the internet again.

I forgot to do the gay or not gay game on my last post which is sad. Ok, so, in honor of the last post...how is Starbuck on BSG not gay? She really should be gay. She's so manly.

I Have Seen Every Sci-Fi Show Ever Made

And by that I mean, I have seen season 1 of Battlestar Galactica.

I just want to talk about sci-fi for a little bit. I am supposed to hate everything sci-fi. I WANT to hate everything sci-fi. Why can I not get enough Joss Whedon? Is he a genius? Do I just feel peer pressure? And it's not JUST Joss. It's also Battlestar Galactica. Why is that show so damn good? Why do I feel like such a douche when I'm watching it, but I still can't stop? ALSO, musicals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have always hated musicals. Until...what the fuh?! I have actually thought about buying the Mamma Mia soundtrack! Even though it has been playing in my workplace for months and all I have to do is walk over into the music department to hear it. And I still can't get enough of "Honey honey how he thrills me, uh huh, honey honey...."? I really liked Hairspray, too. Is it the mormons that are doing this to me? The worst is Joss Whedon mixed with musicals. AKA...Dr Horrible. Aaaaaand the Buffy musical. Not as awesome as Dr. Horrible, but still amazing amounts of awesome. But, oh my god, I just wrote in my blog that the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical is "amazing amounts of awesome".

I just lost all my street cred. Thanks a lot, Joss Whedon.