I am currently homeless. I really am looking for a place to live, but I think the fact that I ignore all the ads with the words "BYU Approved" and "LDS standards" severely limits my options. Still, I have some leads. And by that I mean I have one lead. I hope it works out.
I've decided to change the gay or not gay game. I'm going to stop asking and start telling, because I always know what's up. Joe Biden is SO un-gay and such a pimp! He's so cool that he's probably bisexual. Oh, this just in...breaking news from my pants to my brain...Joe Biden = DEFINITELY bisexual.
I've been watching Joe Biden youtube videos for like an hour. The guy cracks me up. He seems like kind of a dick, but a really funny dick. Which is my favorite kind of dick. Some of my favorite Joe Biden quotes...
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent."
"Dennis Kucinich, the thing I like most about you is your wife."
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." (uhh...ever heard of Wayne Brady, Biden?)
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