Get Ready For Some Intense L Word Talk

Obviously, spoilers will ensue.


THOUGHTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 4...

• What the fuck is Bette doing going to Tina for relationships advice? It totally weirds me out. I’m so over Bette and Tina. Although I have to admit, they are better than Bette and Marlee Matlin.

• Alice is such a bitch about Tasha’s military stuff. I love Alice hardcore but seriously.

• WTF! Dana! I was almost over her and then they have to tease me like that. I’m going to cry just thinking about last season (3rd …the Dana Death season). THE L WORD SUCKS.

• Phyllis and Joyce Wishnea actually had some good chemistry. I mean, they’re both gross. But cute together in a weird way. They deserve each other.

• Jenny is crazy.

THOUGHTS ON SEASON 4 IN GENERAL

• Tina sucks. What’s up with her hair? It looked horrible the entire season.

• Papi sucks. Except for that time she imitated Angus, only because Angus sucks more than her and it was hilarious.

• Angus sucks.

• Jodi sucks.

• Phyllis sucks.

• I KIND OF like Tasha. She's real pretty. But she needs to loosen up a little.
  

• Katherine (Helena’s pimp) sucks a LOT.

• Paige sucks. She’s domesticating Shane and that sucks. The only person who I’ll accept doing that is Carmen because of her ass.

• Kate the Lez Girls director sucks even more than Katherine and Angus put together. I HATE HER. She’s sleazy and pretentious and rude. And not that attractive.

• Max…Oh, Max. Maxi pad. Max didn’t suck AS MUCH this season. But Daniela Sea is still a bad actress.

• Jenny is still crazy.

• Alice is still hilarious and the most amazing television character ever, albeit a little bitchier than before.
  

• Bette is still controlling but lovable.

• Kit is still Pam Grier.

• I miss Dana.

PREDICTIONS, BITCH!

• Jenny got a new puppy on the season finale, so I predict that the cute veterinarian will return next season having broken up with the vagina wig, Stacy Merkin (Heather Matarazzo). Also, Jenny will do some more crazy stuff.  (I was so wrong!! The vet is not back and neither is Heather Matarazzo. But I will tell you what...Jenny is crazier than ever.)

• Bette and Tina will get back together. UGH! Gross. (Yeah. It's happening. And it is effing gross. I mean, I heart them both. But they are being such sneaky whores.)

• Carmen will probably show up at some point, which I’m looking forward to. I really miss Carmen. Or, rather…I really miss her ass. (Not yet. And I'm on episode 10. This is quite disappointing. Although...I loves the Molly.)

• Shane and Paige will break up. Paige will probably go back to a man. Shane is a playa 4ever. (Ha! Yes and I loved it.)

• I predict that Tasha will not die, but I’m not really sure whether or not she will be back next season. I don’t think she’s very good for Alice. They were cute at first, but eh. I stand by my opinion that Alice is best as the quirky single one. (Yeah she didn't die and she's not in the army anymore and I'm so bored. They're moving in together. Barf.)

• Kit and Mangus will get back together. (No! He's disappeared forever into the infinite abyss!)

• Actually, Papi and Mangus both die in a fatal motorcycle/limo accident. Maybe that’s just wishful thinking. (Yup, they're both gone. I mean, they didn't die. There's just no mention of Papi. Or Mangus, I don't think. The L Word is really good at just making people disappear with no explanation.)

• Dana will never show up or be spoken of again. (I just cried in the last episode I watched because she was mentioned. God. So sad, still.)
  

• Max will move to San Francisco with whats-her-face and disappear from our lives forever (thank god). And he will go through with the surgery. (No!!! Oh my God!!!! Daniela Sea is such a terrible actress and she's still all up in our grillz! And all of a sudden he just doesn't care about the surgery anymore? WTF?!?!)

OVERALL CONSENSUS

• I didn't think it could get much worse than season 3. It did.